Tuesday, March 08, 2005

IGOR IS INTO MY 15-YEAR-OLD SISTER CLEO
by iggy

LET ME TELL YOU STUFF ABOUT IGOR THAT HE WON'T TELL YOU.

- IGOR IS TOTALLY INTO MY SISTER. WHEN WE GO PLACES WITH HER HE TAKES ALL THESE PHOTOS OF HER. LIKE HE SAYS HES JUST TAKING PICTURES "TO REMEMBER THE MOMENT" BUT MOST OF THEM HAVE HER IN IT (OR JUST PARTS OF HER) AND HE NEVER DOES THAT SHIT WHEN SHES NOT AROUND. ONCE IT GETS WARMER, I'M SURE HE'LL START PLANNING POOL PARTIES AT MY HOUSE AGAIN CAUSE HES HOPING SHE WILL SHOW UP IN A BIKINI.

- IGOR HAD NO IDEA HIS MOM WAS A SLUT UNTIL RECENTLY. I TOLD HIM ALL THE STORIES I HEARD ABOUT HER DOWN AT THE OLD TOWN TAVERN BUT HE NEVER BELIEVED THEM. THEN SHE WENT HOME WITH SOME GUY AT A WEDDING AND NOW HE KNOWS I WAS RIGHT!!

- IGOR GOT FIRED FROM HIS BUG TESTER JOB BECAUSE HE GOT CAUGHT BEING INTIMATE WITH HIMSELF IN THE RESTROOM. TURNS OUT THEY GOT CAMERAS IN THERE TO CHECK FOR PEOPLE SMOKING WEED ON BREAK CAUSE YOU CANT DO THAT SHIT JOB FOR LONG SOBER.

-LEO